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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Dating The Perfect Person By Matching DNA, What Next?

Just when we thought the onslaught of On-line Dating sites could not possibly come up with anymore ways to usher in the lonely singles of the world. A New site Springs to life offing you a way to find Literally "Your Perfect Mate". How can this be? We already have a eHarmoney that matches on 24 dimensions and other select criteria.

It would appear another on-line dating service has taken it a step beyond this compares the DNA of its customers promising an out of this world sex life and super healthy childern to the couples genetically matched. Don't like the opposite sex? Scientific Match even offers same sex genetic matches.

Scientific Match also offers filtering criteria for your new genetically matched date, such as if you were not raised by your natural parents in the firs two years of your life their DNA match probably will not work "Study based on Mice" If you are a felon they will let you sign up however you will have a Equivalent of a Scarlet letter on your profile.

Scientific Match will help you find your Perfect "genetic match" by analyzing their DNA and recommending dating a partner that has a different immune system genes than yourself the membership to join this site is about $2,000 a year USD.

This all seems to be quite interesting to me, while at the same time I scratch my head thinking I can have a match on a genetic level where does it say I would find them physically attractive?

Monday, December 17, 2007

War On Christmas Carolers Announced

There will be some silence during Christmas this year as orders have been given by the officials of Manila that all carolers are to be rounded up if found singing on the streets.

The Caroling ban was introduced to stop children from endangering themselves in the very busy streets. The practice has become very dangerous as children dart out into heavy traffic to collect money from drivers for their carols! The people that are found to be caroling and caught will be handed over to welfare workers.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Drunken Man's Penis Becomes Chew Toy For Puppy

Mr. Kann Veasna has been treated for multiple lacerations to his Penis in Cambodia he was brutally attacked by a puppy.

It would seem Mr. Veasna had been drinking heavily at a local wine stall and needed to relive himself so he found a hole in a fence and poked his penis though. The aggressive puppy on the other side had seen the penis poking though and decided it was a chew toy mauling him and not letting him pull away from the hole in the fence. When finally the dog let go Mr. Veasna ran down the street to the local doctors. One of the Doctors is quoted as saying "It's Very Sore now, However luckily it should still be useful to him in the future.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Careful, There could be an IPod in your Popsicle

After some 20 odd years Brazilian ice-cream company Kibon decided to actually put the prize right into the Popsicle a Ipod Shuffle with its "iPod no palito" promotion! Kibon wanted a new way to market their products instead of the same old redeemable coupon inside the wrapper., Kibon ice-cream company decided to actually go over the top by putting the actual prize inside thousands of specially manufactured frozen Popsicle's!

The Popsicles are identical to the size, weight, feel and color of the real thing since they could not use real Popsicles since that would damage the Ipod Shuffle. The specially made Popsicles are then to be frozen with the Ipod Shuffles inside and distributed to retail outlets for consumers to buy. Now the catch, With the Kibon iPod shuffle promotion ready to go, The only problem left was how to get the manual and the charger to the consumer. It was solved by providing a 800 number and a redeem code to the prize winners. The best part : they will get a real Popsicle redeemable coupon in the package, same flavor as the fake one!

The Kibon ice-cream company promotions starts December, 18th but you will have to go to Brazil to take part in it, Thats right its summer over in Brazil the beaches are full of Beautiful people, Summer Sunshine, Kibon ice-cream treats and Ipod Shuffles!


Sunday, December 09, 2007

Student Loan Info and Help

I found a very useful site for information on student loans. Since so many students have no idea what their financial responsibilities are when they first graduate this site is is very useful in providing the attending student and the graduated student great resources to plan ahead. The name of the site is Student Loan Helpers

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

President Bush the most incompetent president in history




Bush, Oh my god what a mistake we made voting for you for you are the most incompetent President in American history!! A quote from our own senate is below. While it might be too late to impeach this lunatic it might be a good idea to beg forgiveness from the world for his freakish acts of terrorisms on other lands.

You have no right President Bush with your false propaganda! We are not all sheep, People even the most stupid Americans are waking up to your lies and are finally seeing you for what you are! A terrorist of the worst kind!


Quote from Senator Joe Biden

"I refuse to believe that," he added. "If that's true, he has the most incompetent staff in modern American history, and he's one of the most incompetent presidents in modern American history."

Use the link on top for the story

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Christmas Quotes Poems and Sayings

Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind. ~Mary Ellen Chase


I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round, as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys. ~Charles Dickens

Christmas is a time of magic, Where many dreams come true under the warmth and light's of the tree ~ Unknown


Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year - and yet, for all that, when it speaks, its voice has strong authority. ~W.J. Cameron

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. ~Norman Vincent Peale


Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home. ~Carol Nelson


He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree. ~Roy L. Smith

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other. ~Burton Hillis


Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childish days; that can recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth; that can transport the sailor and the traveller, thousands of miles away, back to his own fire-side and his quiet home! ~Charles Dickens, The Pickwick Papers, 1836



Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart. ~Washington Irving


Isn't it funny that at Christmas something in you gets so lonely for - I don't know what exactly, but it's something that you don't mind so much not having at other times. ~Kate L. Bosher


Instead of being a time of unusual behavior, Christmas is perhaps the only time in the year when people can obey their natural impulses and express their true sentiments without feeling self-conscious and, perhaps, foolish. Christmas, in short, is about the only chance a man has to be himself. ~Francis C. Farley


It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air. ~W.T. Ellis


For centuries men have kept an appointment with Christmas. Christmas means fellowship, feasting, giving and receiving, a time of good cheer, home. ~W.J. Ronald Tucker


Even as an adult I find it difficult to sleep on Christmas Eve. Yuletide excitement is a potent caffeine, no matter your age. ~Carrie Latet


Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it. ~Richard Lamm


Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love! ~Hamilton Wright Mabie


Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen. ~Author unknown, attributed to a 7-year-old named Bobby


Christmas is forever, not for just one day,
for loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away
like bells and lights and tinsel, in some box upon a shelf.
The good you do for others is good you do yourself...
~Norman Wesley Brooks, "Let Every Day Be Christmas," 1976


From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it. ~Katharine Whitehorn


In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukkah' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukkah!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!' ~Dave Barry, "Christmas Shopping: A Survivor's Guide"


Remember
This December,
That love weighs more than gold!
~Josephine Dodge Daskam Bacon


I sometimes think we expect too much of Christmas Day. We try to crowd into it the long arrears of kindliness and humanity of the whole year. As for me, I like to take my Christmas a little at a time, all through the year. And thus I drift along into the holidays - let them overtake me unexpectedly - waking up some find morning and suddenly saying to myself: "Why, this is Christmas Day!" ~David Grayson


A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away.
~Eva Logue


Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts. ~Janice Maeditere


Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles. ~Author Unknown


Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously? ~Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes


Only in souls the Christ is brought to birth,
And there He lives and dies.
~Alfred Noyes


When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs? ~G.K. Chesterton


For the spirit of Christmas fulfils the greatest hunger of mankind. ~Loring A. Schuler


I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month. ~Harlan Miller


Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space. ~Dave Barry


Keep your Christmas-heart open all the year round. ~Jessica Archmint


Sing hey! Sing hey!
For Christmas Day;
Twine mistletoe and holly.
For a friendship glows
In winter snows,
And so let's all be jolly!
~Author Unknown


To perceive Christmas through its wrapping becomes more difficult with every year. ~E.B. White, "The Distant Music of the Hounds," The Second Tree from the Corner, 1954


At Christmas play and make good cheer,
For Christmas comes but once a year
~Thomas Tusser


Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. ~Author Unknown


Christmas is for children. But it is for grown-ups too. Even if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare, it is a period of necessary defrosting of chill and hide-bound hearts. ~Lenora Mattingly Weber


There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them. ~P.J. O'Rourke


Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish.
~Benny Hill


Open your presents at Christmastime but be thankful year round for the gifts you receive. ~Lorinda Ruth Lowen


I can understand people simply fleeing the mountainous effort Christmas has become... but there are always a few saving graces and finally they make up for all the bother and distress. ~May Sarton


Fail not to call to mind, in the course of the twenty-fifth of this month, that the Divinest Heart that ever walked the earth was born on that day; and then smile and enjoy yourselves for the rest of it; for mirth is also of Heaven's making. ~Leigh Hunt


Great little One! whose all-embracing birth
Lifts Earth to Heaven, stoops Heaven to Earth.
~Richard Crashaw


I do like Christmas on the whole.... In its clumsy way, it does approach Peace and Goodwill. But it is clumsier every year. ~E.M. Forster


At Christmas
A man is at his finest towards the finish of the year;
He is almost what he should be when the Christmas season's here;
Then he's thinking more of others than he's thought the months before,
And the laughter of his children is a joy worth toiling for.
He is less a selfish creature than at any other time;
When the Christmas spirit rules him he comes close to the sublime...
~Edgar Guest


Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money. ~Author Unknown


The Church does not superstitiously observe days, merely as days, but as memorials of important facts. Christmas might be kept as well upon one day of the year as another; but there should be a stated day for commemorating the birth of our Saviour, because there is danger that what may be done on any day, will be neglected. ~Samuel Johnson


The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. ~John Andrew Holmes


[I]t is the one season of the year when we can lay aside all gnawing worry, indulge in sentiment without censure, assume the carefree faith of childhood, and just plain "have fun." Whether they call it Yuletide, Noel, Weinachten, or Christmas, people around the earth thirst for its refreshment as the desert traveller for the oasis. ~D.D. Monroe


May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace,
The gladness of Christmas give you hope,
The warmth of Christmas grant you love.
~Author Unknown


If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, wouldn't it be a Merry Christmas? ~Don Meredith


Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. ~Author Unknown


I heard the bells on Christmas Day
Their old, familiar carols play,
And wild and sweet
The words repeat
Of peace on earth, good-will to men!
~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Let Christmas not become a thing
Merely of merchant's trafficking,
Of tinsel, bell and holly wreath
And surface pleasure, but beneath
The childish glamor, let us find
Nourishment for soul and mind.
Let us follow kinder ways
Through our teeming human maze,
And help the age of peace to come
From a Dreamer's martyrdom.
~Madeline Morse

The message of Christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world. ~Author Unknown


I love the Christmas-tide, and yet,
I notice this, each year I live;
I always like the gifts I get,
But how I love the gifts I give!
~Carolyn Wells


'Tis blessed to bestow, and yet,
Could we bestow the gifts we get,
And keep the ones we give away,
How happy were our Christmas day!
~Carolyn Wells


Except the Christ be born again tonight
In dreams of all men, saints and sons of shame,
The world will never see his kingdom bright.
~Vachel Lindsay


There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. ~Erma Bombeck, I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression


The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. ~Jay Leno


I hear that in many places something has happened to Christmas; that it is changing from a time of merriment and carefree gaiety to a holiday which is filled with tedium; that many people dread the day and the obligation to give Christmas presents is a nightmare to weary, bored souls; that the children of enlightened parents no longer believe in Santa Claus; that all in all, the effort to be happy and have pleasure makes many honest hearts grow dark with despair instead of beaming with good will and cheerfulness. ~Julia Peterkin, A Plantation Christmas, 1934


The earth has grown old with its burden of care,
But at Christmas it always is young.
~Phillips Brooks



Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. ~Kin Hubbard


Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year. ~P.J. O'Rourke, Modern Manners


Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. ~Kin Hubbard


Wouldn't life be worth the living
Wouldn't dreams be coming true
If we kept the Christmas spirit
All the whole year through?
~Author Unknown

We hear the beating of wings over Bethlehem and a light that is not of the sun or of the stars shines in the midnight sky. Let the beauty of the story take away all narrowness, all thought of formal creeds. Let it be remembered as a story that has happened again and again, to men of many different races, that has been expressed through many religions, that has been called by many different names. Time and space and language lay no limitations upon human brotherhood. ~New York Times, 25 December 1937, quoted in Quotations for Special Occasions by Maud van Buren, 1938, published by The H.W. Wilson Company, New York

And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more. ~Dr. Seuss


O Christmas Sun! What holy task is thine!
To fold a world in the embrace of God!
~Guy Wetmore Carryl


Christmas - that magic blanket that wraps itself about us, that something so intangible that it is like a fragrance. It may weave a spell of nostalgia. Christmas may be a day of feasting, or of prayer, but always it will be a day of remembrance - a day in which we think of everything we have ever loved. ~Augusta E. Rundel


Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. ~Dennis Miller


People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December. ~Ogden Nash


Oh! lovely voices of the sky
Which hymned the Saviour's birth,
Are ye not singing still on high,
Ye that sang, "Peace on earth"?
~Felicia Hemans



There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries. ~W.J. Cameron


A Christmas gambol oft could cheer
The poor man's heart through half the year.
~Walter Scott


Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time. ~Laura Ingalls Wilder


May Peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through! ~Author Unknown


I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. ~Charles Dickens


Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. ~Larry Wilde, The Merry Book of Christmas

With this all said I wish all of you a wonderful Christmas!
Robert

Monday, October 15, 2007

A All Hour Locksmith RipOff

These Delray Beach Locksmiths are a total rip off. First off they quote a service call rate of $45.00 to come out then when they get there . They say the service call is $65.00 They quote whats called a senior rate to everyone.

I needed 3 Locks re keyed and in most cases as well all know its normally $10.00 to $20.00 to get a re key per lock. I asked him how much it would be on arrival and he said he did not know and would have to look at the locks. I had my hands full while he was looking at the locks and when he came back said All Done and it was $260.00. Thats 65.00 a Lock x3 plus the $60.00 service fee.. Minus the 20% discount coupon. I would say I got Hosed

He did the work without any type of estimate. A All Hour Locksmith Is truly one Delray Beach Locksmith you never want to use. I called the main office to complain about it and never got a return call. I called a week later and they sid thats what they charge.. Why would anyone want to pay that 3x the amount to change a lock when you can just get a whole new lock for that amount..

Warning! Do not USE this Locksmith Service in delray beach Florida!

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

One Thing Lyrics - Hellyeah

Broken heart, broken dreams, broken promise
Broken wings, broken spirit, break everything.
It breaks a body down.
Broken back, broken seams, broken life
Broken me, broken hope, broken sleep
Broken bottle drinks me down.

Give me, one
Give me, one
Just give me one thing, just give me.

Just give me one thing, one hope, one tear.
Just give me one thing, one wish, one fear.

I've lost it all, lost everything, lost the wish.
Lost the key, lost the trust, lost the need.
Lost the war inside.
Lost the slate, wiped it clean, lost the will.
Lost the means, lost the gift, left the scene,
And burned the body down...

Give me, one.
Give me, one.
Just give me one thing, just give me.

Just give me one thing, one hope, one tear.
Just give me one thing, one wish, one fear.
Just give me one thing, one wish, to let me love again.
Just give me one thing, one hope, The crust of happiness.

Falling out again.
Chasing my life down.
Endless searching for the one thing,
That will turn it all around.

Just give me one thing, one hope, one tear.
Just give me one thing, one wish, one fear.
Just give me one thing, one hope, the crust or happiness.

One fucking thing

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Been A Long Time

Hello,

Its been such a long time since I have written here and so much has happened and changed. I really have no idea where to begin. Life has taken some expected twists for the Sweet along with the sour. I guess I will start writing here again very soon