Face Recognition Gone Terribly Wrong

Face Recognition Software obviously not what its cracked up to be. Yeah so, I am embarrassing myself here. However here are the splendid results of my celebrity lookalikes.

Who do you think I look Like? Most of the time when I'm out, people say I look like Robert Downey JR. I had to take this in stride with a grain of salt and some humor. These are the honest results. Click on the picture to get one for yourself with this gadget.

Last Wish To Be Buried With Cell Goes Terribly Wrong

A little humor here, Arso Banjeglav's Last wish, a man in Serbia wanted to be buried with his mobile phone. His family had buried him with his cell phone as he wished, Soon after they found out that they forgot to put in his SIM card.They dug him up and put the SIM card in.

“We put the phone in with him as he wanted, but my 10-year-old son had been playing with it and had taken the sim card out without my knowledge. So now we have got to dig him up again to put it in the phone,” said Brano a relative.

A little strange but true, So on this Sunday I give you some tech humor.

USB Phantom Keystroker Best Office Prank Yet

This Office prank will make your coworkers go crazy, Think Geek's gadget shop has just the gadget for the job. The new Phantom Keystroker connects via USB on your coworkers computer and the entertainment can start.

This new high-tech prank gadget emulates a keyboard and mouse and periodically makes random mouse movements and types out strange garbage text and phrases.

A simple setting allows you to choose between keyboard garbage typing or annoying mouse movements or both. An adjustment timer sets the duration between "events".

With April 1st, right around the corner this is a must have.

Halo 3 Play It On The iPhone (Satire)

Now you too can play Halo 3 on your iPhone.

We just got in the latest hack report that an 18 year old high school student has broken Halo 3 encryption code and ported the entire game to the iPhone.

Hans Nuttzipper is responsible for a number of hacks on the Xbox . "CNet declared the Halo/iPhone hack "A stunning achievement that will inspire millions."

Nuttzipper announced the iPhone/Halo crack on his blog and provided all the instructions and needed code. This young German took on the challenge after a classmate stated it would be impossible.

Nuttzipper attacked the iPhone and Xbox with vengeance and after a marathon coding session got Halo 3 to run on his 8gig iPhone.

I would say that Nuttzipper is an amazing computer cracker; Maybe Steve Jobs should give him a job.

Update:
Steve Jobs stated in a press release "Nuttzipper is a giant among his peers, this single feat will nearly guarantee Apple sells another million iPhones next year.""We are excited about creating a vibrant third-party developer community around the iPhone and enabling hundreds of new applications for our users," Jobs said in the posting.

Excuse Me But Can I have My Bridge Back?

I know we have been going pretty hard at all the new Tech and gadgets being shown at CES. I think it's time for some humor and a giggle.

Some Steel crooks in Russia managed to take a 200 ton bridge without anyone noticing. The whole 38 ft bridge was taken from an area called Khabarovskin the eastern part of the country. The bridge was actually taken over night where it was part of the only road that leads to a heating plant.

The plant managers stated that they will replace it with a cement bridge.

This is an amazing story, I could not imagine how you could get all that metal out over night with no one hearing or seeing. It makes me wonder if it's presently on its way to Brooklyn

First Wii Sporting Accident Reported With Footage

Here we go first reported Wii Video Game technology accident. It would seem that TV commercial that's been airing is not to far off on what can happen if your not careful with this gadget.

Do you want to trust such a dangerous gadget in your child's hands when your not home? It could end up costing a fortune!

The Video Is Pretty Funny.. Enjoy!






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Mob Of 100 people Play Pranks On The Street

Well I'm at it again with a little humor. A group of 100 people run amuck on the streets playing practical jokes on unsuspecting people. This video is too funny for words, It's a must watch!

I think it would be so funny to take that group to a bunch of different places. Like a office building or a bank. I am a big fan of practical jokes like this

Cop Tasers Himself while making Arrest- Too Funny

It's about time one of these guys get it after seeing all the abuse on the news. This Cop is making an arrest and accidentally tasers himself. Watch the full video below. This is hilarious how fast he goes down while his work mate just looks at him laughing

Drunken Man's Penis Becomes Chew Toy For Puppy

Mr. Kann Veasna has been treated for multiple lacerations to his Penis in Cambodia he was brutally attacked by a puppy.

It would seem Mr. Veasna had been drinking heavily at a local wine stall and needed to relive himself so he found a hole in a fence and poked his penis though. The aggressive puppy on the other side had seen the penis poking though and decided it was a chew toy mauling him and not letting him pull away from the hole in the fence. When finally the dog let go Mr. Veasna ran down the street to the local doctors. One of the Doctors is quoted as saying "It's Very Sore now, However luckily it should still be useful to him in the future.

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